Menu
We are open for breakfast and lunch, 8:30am- 4:00pm Monday to Friday and 8:00am -4:00pm Saturday & Sunday. The kitchen closes at 4:00pm everyday.
AVAILABLE UNTIL CLOSE
Brunch
$15
EGGS ON TOAST G
Poached, scrambled, or fried on toast.eggs make me so happy, to the point where I become ova-joyed
$15
$27
THE FUTO DF G V
It’s a tofu scramble! Diced spiced tofu with seasonal chilli vegetable stir fry on spiced potatoes. A female vegan said she knew me, but I'm sure I never met herbivore...
$27
$26
BABE BENEDICT G
Bacon and free range poached eggs on muffins with our house-made hollandaise. That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
$26
$27
JAWS BENEDICT G
House-cured and smoked salmon with free-range poached eggs on English muffins under our house-made hollandaise. That’ll do fish, that’ll do.
$27
$27
THE BLACK HOLE
A benedict with free-range poached eggs and black pudding on hash browns and wilted spinach, under our house-made hollandaise. Fulfil your density
$27
$33
SPUDNIK GF
Spiced baked potato chunks with whipped feta, house-cured smoked NZ salmon, Zany Zeus halloumi, NZ house-smoked salmon, & crispy curry leaves with a poached egg. How does it fit on the plate? Laika glove!
$33
G =GLUTEN FREE OPTION
V = VEGAN
$29
SCORCH-O-RAMA LAMA DING DONG G
Free-range eggs poached, scrambled or fried on ciabatta with Kransky, bacon, hash brown, creamy pesto mushrooms and hollandaise. It’s breakfast with meat. Like meatbix.
$29
$29
MEATING ADJOURNED G
Free-range eggs poached, scrambled or fried on ciabatta with halloumi, hash brown, wilted spinach, creamy pesto mushrooms, and hollandaise. Meeting over, decision made, no missed steaks. Vegan option available
$29
GF = IS GLUTEN-FREE
DF = DAIRY FREE
GRUB A LUB DUB DUB - AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME
Lunch
$12
FRIES G V
Shoestrings served with aioli and tomato sauce
$12
$29
THE McCONAUGHEY G
Corned beef, sauerkraut, russian sauce & smoked cheese with fries and aioli.How does he like it done? On rye, on rye, on rye
$29
$29
YOU CHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG G
Chipotle chicken in piccalilli mayo with bacon, avocado & smoked cheese on toasted ciabatta with fries and aioli.
$29
$29
FFS G
Fried fish sandwich-Pan-fried fish on leaves, tomato & pickled red onions, topped with remoulade sauce on toasted ciabatta with fries and aioli.
$29
$29
STEAK HARM AND CARRY ON G
Fillet steak with leaves, blue cheese, mushrooms and caramelised onion jus on toasted ciabatta with fries and aioli.
$29
$29
MACHO NACHOS GF
Pulled pork served on cheesy corn chips, topped with chilli queso, sour cream, guacamole and pickled red onions. So macho he doesn't want to taco bout his feelings. Vege option available
$29
$30
KAI MOANA RAMA G
Souper soupy creamy seafood chowder made with rice, crayfish stock and corn. Filled with fish, smoked fish, crabs and prawns, topped with prawn crackers. Served with toasted ciabatta
$30
Kids
$8
New Zealand’s Luck’s On
An egg on toast. Poached, scrambled or fried
$8
Add kransky $3.50
Add hash brown $5
Add bacon $5.5
$8
Blah Blah Blah
Deep fried waffles with maple syrup
$8
Add banana $4
Add ice cream $4
Add bacon $5.50
$15
ROADKILL SAMMIE
Fillet steak, lettuce and tomato sauce on toasted ciabatta, served with fries
$15
$12
Sponge Bob Squid Face
Crumbed Squid with Tomato Sauce, Tartare and Lemon
$12
$12
Mum’s Angry Sister
Oven baked Ham and Cheese Croissant
$12
$12
Deez Mutts
Three American Mini Hot Dogs with Cheese, Tomato Sauce and Mild American Mustard
$12
-Can’t I just watch TV? - with Ham $8
Meltdowns
All made on a slice of Ciabatta and then baked under Cheese
-Can’t I just watch TV? - with Ham $8
$8
-Can we go home yet? - with Chipotle Chicken and either BBQ Sauce or Cranberry Sauce -
$8
$7
-I hate it here! - with Vegemite -
$7
$8
-I didn’t ask to be born! - with BBQ Pulled Pork -
$8
